Mstie Station Break
The SOL's getting rickety and torn.
The hull's gonna leak, like as not.
They need cash. Then a thought, boldly born;
They'll reap gobs of loot as Spokesbots!
Servo in a tux. Crow all polished.
Nanites recharged and Gypsy in lace.
They're psyched! The competition's demolished!
As they shill for anyone who pays.
"Do you stink? Is your life a disaster?
You're avoided? Friends say 'adios'?
Tighten that tush with Ginsu thigh-master!
Find true love and suck that Mentos!"
"Lose the booze, you can have a
V 8!
Get a sauna, heck, get a spare!
One minute Maalox, more filling, tastes great!
The wonderbra? You won't know what's there!"
"You can't eat just one, so walk
a mile!
Take a hike with Juan Valdez!
Colgate for teeth and caulking tile!
Waste your boss like Ms. Struthers says!"
"Stay groovy! It's not your father's
pantyhose.
Guzzle high octane, what the heck!
Jitter life away with tons of No-doz!
Buckwheat pillows can stop a train wreck!"
"It's *you*, not Memorex, so re-order!
Use Depends, be all you can be!
Peel Michelin down South of the Border!
Take a cruise, bungee jump Kathy Lee!"
"Ocean Spray will give you Clear
Eyes!
With Black and Decker you won't pull back a stump!
Double your pleasure, and fly friendly skies!
We'll slave over your sorry rump!"
"Black Flag and bugs will eat hot
death!
Buy in bulk, boy will you ever laugh!
Premium unleaded for zits and bad breath!
Your whole state will be free from staph!"
"Speedy Ty D Bol, stirred not shaken!
Glade (with ammonia!) for post nasal drip!
Grease those gears with Olay - it's bacon!
Raise your IQ. Eat a Pentium chip!"
"Prickly? We'll bikini wax you!
For free!
Don't feel rejected and gaucher.
Swill some Gallo, top it with Brie!
Have it *your* way! Hey! It's kosher!"
"Take that flying dime, stick it
in our bank.
Peddle time shares door to door - more bucks!
It'll grow and buff up, you'll say 'Thanks!'.
Buy your girlfriend new wheels - dogs love trucks!"
"Call Psychic Friends and reduce
all risk!
Can't call just once. Ooo, serious lovin'!
Make it last a little longer! It's brisk!
'Cuz nothin' beats somethin' from the coven!"
"Toss out the veggies. It's the
snack age!
Stuff that fridge and stock those shelves!
It takes only an hour to open the package!
And you can rent a room to those elves!"
In no time at all, the 'bots got a stash,
Make repairs, ship's all shiny and bright.
And celebrate by spacing all that trash,
Because these guys are travelin' light.