'Werewolf' Review
(To the tune of 'Staying Alive')
When ya got the hustle
And bimbo-magnet muscles,
Playing the dives, playing the dives.
Irish Setter toupees
Really perking up the groupies,
Preying have I, preying have I.
Oo Oo Oo Oo, swaying and ji i i i i i i ive.
Hanging out in quarries
Lots of dentals to unbury,
Hey, overdrive, hey overdrive.
Victims going missing
While I'm nibbling and a hissing
Flaying to thrive, flaying to thrive
Oo Oo Oo Oo, gonna revi i i i i i i ive.
Otherise I'm neurotic
Down to autoerotic
Career nosedive, career nosedive
But I'll make a killing
In real estate double billing
Lycanthropy on commission
Moonlighting as mortician
Oo Oo Oo Oo, to survi i i i i i i ive!