'Space Mutiny' Review
(To the tune of 'Bennie and the Jets')
Hey, kids! Shake it to convulsions!~
Swill those aquaria and jump in stunned revulsion,
We'll gawk at clunky gals and guuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyys!
Named Cyst and Headcheese,
Doped and rubberiiiiizzzzzzzzzzed!
Oh come on in, they got Kevorkiany freezers,
PVC pipe conventions and icky rhinestoned geezers!
Muh muh muh muh Many Neon Pests!
(Bumb. Bumb, bumb bumb bumb bumb bumb)
Whoa! Now they're down in hydroponics,
Monopoly hotels bubbling and carbonic,
Learning Pong and returning from the deaaaaaaad.
Random rumbles and golf cart chases,
Space cowboys underbreaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Oh, Lifetime extras twirl and aglitter,
Dolled all up by a Spandex outfitter.
Muh muh muh muh muh Many Neon Pests!
(Bumb. Bumb, bumb bumb bomb bomb *bomb*)