'Soultaker'
(to the tune of 'Moon River')
Soooooooul Taker!
But unlike it says
It's just an Estevez
Set freeeeeeeeeee.
To look addled
Up Whine/Cheezy River
Aquiver
With pleas.
Soooooooul Taker!
Low-rent, B-team Sheen
Dressed up in Maybelline.
Minion
Of Slab Butthead
And Joe, undead
Sucks souls greenly glowing
Career blowing
Agone.
Soooooooul Taker!
Hungering for kids
With over-active ids
Who swing.
But all's not lost
His Brother's 'West Wing boss,
Who'll give you a guest shot
With Addams sub-plot
As 'Thing'.