'Manos - Hands of Fate' Review
(To the tune of 'Over the Rainbow')
Somewherrrrrrrrrrrre, over the sideshow,
Beyond the parking lot,
There's a shed that I dream of
When I am dead, and rot.
Somewherrrrrrrrrrrre, like neighbors'
slide shows
Of riffy crueltieeeeeeeeeeeees,
Msties whisper the legend
Of accountants playing deities.
With crazy bread and thighs that fed
On covens of sloth and vermin froth
In sand dunnnnnnnnnnnes.
The Master steams and Torgo beams
Depressives sit in cars unfit
For raccooooooooooooooons.
Somewhere, someone possesses
This tape, to trade, for freeeeeeeeeeee.
If that someone is you, then
Lie, oh oh lie to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.