"The Final Sacrifice"
It's not everyday that we get to stroll
somnulently through the backroads of Canada, and thank goodness
for that, eh? But, for us masochistic msties, it is truly a treasure
of pain, eh?
Seven years later, George Stephanopolous storms an attic, spends
the summer doing his homework, while being periodically humiliated
by the Queen Mum, and discovers that his long-dead dear ol' dad
collected bow-tie runes and etch-a-sketch printouts to no apparent
purpose.
Seven years later, eh?, George meets up with action hero/dry-cleaner
Rat Zapzower, the beefy secret love-child of Newt Gingrich and
Ivana Trump, who lives in Wrecking Yard, Alberta, and who randomly
assembles discarded car parts in one, long, vehicle maintenance
infomercial. Together they vow to conquer the Evil Lord Jay Leno,
who leads a gaggle of albino Mole People seeking the Lost City
of Lego while hitch-hiking and worshipping the paper-mache Barf
God.
Seven years later, everyone takes refuge in Little House on the
Glacier, while Alan Dershowitz bores us to literal tears and spreads
lice with abandon. After much confusion, a desperately needed
strip-mall finally rises from a waste-sludge settling pond, marking
Canada's transition to a first world country, courtesy of the
ancient Z-Ox people, inventors of the combination bowl cleaner/ski
mask.
Meanwhile, eh? Beez once again goes hair-postal, Servo sings a
ballad destined to assure an armed invasion from our friends to
the north, and we get an embarrassing/hysterical stinger worthy
of 'Devil Fish', plus recycled looting, and Pearl oppressing janitors