'The Creeping Terror'
(To the tune of Sheryl Crow's 'All I Wanna Do'.)
(Wah waaaaaaaah)
I'm a young terror and it's springtime
(Wah waaaaaaaah)
Bloomin' planet is wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open
(Wah waaaaaaaah)
And randy creeping is my loooooooove of life cuz
All I wanna chew is chicks
undone,
Screamin' in clingy duds
Tanned by a minor sun.
All I wanna view is girls and stun
Them with my suavity;
Awesome the way they run.
All I wanna eat is humans rare
Until this pissy little sun goes down on their irritating hootenannies.
(Doo. Do do do. Doo.
Do do do)
I'm a potent sectional
sofa, auditioning for
Sesame Street crossing guard. And
Cruising a packed lover's lane at hiiiiiiiiiiiigh noon.
But crates of sniper wannabes huddle around my
Culvert, a-whinin' and a stumblin'
When they oughta be home drinkin' and beatin' their wives
Or some other random sub-plot.
But hey, it's all the same to me.
(Wah waaaaaaaaaah)
I got Ford Fairlanes to fornicate.
(Wah waaaaaaaaaah)
Scarin' progeny of angling rabbis,
Cuz
All I gotta do is dodge
those guns,
Hang out and wait for geeks
Psych themselves down to none.
And I'll rule this world, and have won
But I really wish that voice-over would take a hike along with
the gate-crashing Tiajuana Brass.
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