Ode to MST3K
(Stifling yawn) Hey! Spring has sprong!
With all it's attendant endeavors;
Tending and feeding, mowing and weeding,
And watching the gruesome and clever
Each Saturday night, all in spite
Of family and friends who boo and hiss.
But we are close to what matters most,
Replying, "Hey, folks? Amoeba this!"
We long for cheesy, but it isn't easy,
With re-runs, copyrights, and all that.
No one's so loyal, with ceaseless toil
To create global riffing in no time flat.
En masse we deploy; Oh, the joy
Of monsters and creatures and freaks,
Bloodsuckers and ghouls, banshees and fools,
Screams, skulking shadows, and shrieks!
And let's forget not the lovable bots
Destined to make, and go down, in history.
Mockery so true, only they can do.
Oh, it's great to be alive, and a Mstie!
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