ODE TO BOBO
Far off, in the year 3008
When apes and simians dominate
Cuz humans blew their butts to static
Doctor Bobo rules, though erratic,
And vague, goofy, amiable. Alas!
Pearl just conquers his silverback ass.
Now he drives, and hauls, in disrepair,
Consuming grubs and Gummy Bears,
Yet loves his Pearl, in blissful throes.
(As long as Brain Guy salves his toes)
Adventures he's had, strange and odd:
Being crowned a hairy Roman god,
Storming the beaches of Planet Glop,
Swathed and jeweled, a Renaissance fop,
Howling and hooting through castle deeps,
Dispensing Fruit Loops in lavish heaps.
He hugs and smiles, heartstrings humming;
Just keep the bowls of Cheetos coming.