Mike and the 'bots begin wondering what it would be like,
moving to other channels.....

The History Channel:
Servo: "Hey, it's serf city!"
Crow: "When horses were more expensive than kingdoms."
Mike: "So, togas *did* have pockets."

Turner Classic Movies:
Mike: "Maxim de Winter just invited me to lunch?"
Crow: "Get Joan Crawford offa me!!"
Servo: "I am *not* 'Rosebud'!"

Court TV:
Crow: "Get me Johnny Cockran!"

Lifetime Channel:
Mike: "I hate myself."
Crow: "We hate you too, Mike."

Exstasy Channel:
Mike: "Huh?"
Crow: "Whoa."
Servo: "Ya think.....?"
Crow: "Um, no."
Mike: "Damn."

Discovery Channel:
Mike: "I just made an entire hardwood floor from toothpicks.
Crow: "And I got a solar implant."
Servo: "What's all this ooze?"
Mike: "It's the primordial soup."
Crow: "Welcome to the sub-basement of the food chain."

Independent Film Channel:
Mike: "I want to die. In the snow."
Crow: "It's called 'soap'. Try it."
Servo: "Hey, Godot just showed up."

Animal Planet:
Crow: "Quit sniffing me there!"
Servo: "I just won best of show!"
Mike: "I need a Frisbee."
Crow: "Let's get Mike dewormed."

CNN:
Mike, Crow, Servo: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

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