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The Alien Invasion of
North Dakota
Part 5: Assimilation
It was the Mother Ship's chef who discovered
the perfect solution, which was to recycle the debris, as had
always been practiced on interstellar voyages by most species,
leading to the coda that no one wants to die on the job.
A drop ship was instantly converted into a factory suitable for
preparing the remains of human resistance into palatable form,
to be consumed by the indigenous population, therefore wasting
no resource and with the goal of gaining gratitude and cooperation
from them.
To the alien's consternation and regret, however, they came to
realize that customs in North Dakota were not in accordance with
this policy of efficiency, and the drop ship was quickly shuttered
and relocated to Marlon Brando's island aerie.
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