The space invaders had planned well in advance where they would make Earthfall, and designed their ship according to local custom, hoping it would blend with the landscape and remain unnoticed, even by Richard Dreyfuss. It was the perfect ruse, and embodied all that was familiar in North Dakota. However, some alien engineer back at space-dock got the dimensions wrong.
Within mere moments of touchdown, hundreds of inhabitants besieged the ship and marveled at the new resource within their midst, especially the dairy farmers (photo, bottom) who fell into manic raptures with visions of new Beemers and comped weeks in Vegas dancing through their heads.
The invaders were relieved not to be fired upon with missiles or assaulted by armor piercing plutonium pitchforks, but were slightly embarrassed and disappointed that, instead of terror and surrender, the Mother Ship was greeted with giddy avarice. But, no matter. The mission would continue as planned...........